the haters cant reach me up here
neither can your editing skills.
haha what i cant hear you over all these clouds
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
the two hottest guys in my class are sitting like this right now i-
IM SO DONE
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
Why did I make this?
Did they send me hipsters when I asked for muns
You’re a grammar-less, pale, pathetic lot! And you haven’t got a clue!
How can I make a role-player out of you
Tranquil as a blogger but a fangirl within!
Once you find your muse you are sure to win!
//Oh my glob. I can’t even— the feels—
“Your unsuited for, my smut and gore,
so pack up, get fluff, your through.”
How could I make a role-player out of you?
(Be a mun)
We must be swift as
the coursing shipper
(Be a mun)
With all the force
of a great headcanon
(Be a mun)
With all the strength
of a raging fandom
Mysterious as the
dark side of the muse!
If you didn’t sing this, I am judging you.
GUYS I FOUND IT
If this becomes an actual sone with video, I will scream like a little girl
(Source: adaughterofasgard)
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter panand this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself
AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM
HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED
I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.
(Source: lovetheperfume)
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
